Job ad wants ‘elimination specialist’ for secret service


2:10 pm - November 23rd 2012

by Chris Barnyard    


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Ever thought the Job Centre search website only offered crap or boring opportunities? Not necessarily.

The website earlier today featured an ad for a “Target Elimination Specialist” for the government’s secret intelligence services.

The funny ad was posted to the website and then taken down within a few hours (screenshot taken by @khyberman).

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The last line gives it away though.

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Reader comments


That’s exactly my line of business. But I prefer freelancing.

Job Centre doesn’t have a job search site anymore, does it?

Universal Jobmatch is hosted by Monster.com.

Which makes their website dwp.monster.co.uk

Which is funny – or sinister – in it’s own way.

3. Auferstanden aus Ruinen

Ah, MI6. In what sense do they protect us again?

I would be quite happy to eliminate David Cameron, George Osborne, Iain Duncan Smith and David Freud for nothing… heck!… as a special one off offer I’ll also retire the absolutely awful Liam Byrne for you gratis. Can’t say fairer than that!


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