The baffoon’s a balloon!

GET ME DOWN instead of heating the tar and plucking those chickens. I’m may-y-y-orrrr!

Where’s Vince Cable when one needs him?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its a prat!

The British version of Captain America left audiences hanging

Oops. Zip trouble again

The Tory Party’s Mr.Bean!

Is your child having trouble growing up? New Big Baby Bouncer from De Pfeifffel ensures that even the most immature of babies learn to walk on their own two feet eventually. For everything else there’s Eton.

It’s not my fault, we inherited this zip wire from the previous administration.

Come on you riff raff,

I’m missing the wiff waff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uix9kXIMVRM

Boris’s new plan for approaching women undetected fails.

Boris is well hung

Sadly, not by the neck

“Fantastic view of cleavage from up here”

The higher the monkey climbs, the more you see his arse

Government to launch inquiry after menacing object penetrates Olympic airspace – ‘Plot only foiled when intruder failed to master gravity’ says MOD minister – “It was horrific” says bystander “Thank heaven the ‘things slide downhill’ concept was beyond the mental capacity of this evil invader”