50 things you didn’t know about Ed Miliband
You thought you knew Labour new leader didn’t you? Hah!
Not until you’ve read these facts (from this FB group):
1) Ed Miliband can solve a rubik’s cube in eighty seconds.
2) Ed Miliband can put I before E, even after C.
3) Ed Miliband has kept a tamagotchi alive since 1993.
4) David Miliband plays squash; Ed Miliband maintains a powerful presence in World of Warcraft.
5) Ed Miliband can speak klingon and four other fictional languages.
6) Ed Miliband sent David Miliband the first Rickroll.
7) Ed Miliband has seen every episode of Mythbusters.
Most men need a watch to tell the time; Ed Miliband can do it by staring at the sun and making a quick equation.
9) Stephen Hawking is just a robot designed by Ed Miliband.
10) While being ideologically opposed to his political views, Ed Miliband admires Sir Patrick Moore for his work on Gamesmaster.
11) David Miliband learned about women’s rights by reading Germaine Greer, Ed Miliband learned about women’s rights by playing Ms. Pac-Man.
12) Ed Miliband knows the length of a piece of string.
13) Ed Miliband has several clones; one of whom was specifically created to get the highest score ever on Tetris.
14) Ed Miliband has never needed to buy an iPhone – he has simply modified his first generation iPod over the years to fit with the current trend.
15) Ed Miliband appears in several deleted scenes from “Tron”.
16) Under Ed Miliband, the next Labour Party AGM will be Star Trek themed.
17) Ed Miliband physically owns all seven chaos emeralds.
18) Ed Miliband has read every article on wikipedia.
19) If a tree falls in the woods, Ed Miliband can always hear it. He’s that good at paying attention.
20) Ed Miliband has a carefully planned survival tactic in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
21) Ed Miliband invented Monster Munch.
22) Ed Miliband gave The Stig his first driving test; and failed him for being too wreckless.
23) Ed Miliband once opened up a PC and took it all apart; he then put the pieces back together and created a Mac.
24) Ed Miliband has never lost at pogs.
25) Ed Miliband disproved The Party when they told him 2+2=5.
… the other 25 ‘Facts About Ed Miliband’ are here.
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And can Ed Miliband also put an 8 next to a ) without it turning into a smiley in shades?
Outrageous
#16 only please if it is the original, the “next gen” was a poor copy
22) Ed Miliband gave The Stig his first driving test; and failed him for being too wreckless
What? He wasn’t crashing enough?
“2) Ed Miliband can put I before E, even after C.”
What, you mean he can’t spell?
@Tim Worstall: He can spell ‘species’
Or scientist…
…in fact, you could say he’s quite efficient at spelling.
(even in ancient society they had sufficient science to spell with sufficient prescience).
(ok I’ll go now)
“Ed Miliband has a carefully planned survival tactic in the event of a zombie apocalypse.”
Ooh, me too! Basically, it ends with me and my friends enjoying near-total military and resource control of my home town.
Ed Miliband’s brain has grown so big it blocks his nose.
“Ed Miliband has a carefully planned survival tactic in the event of a zombie apocalypse.”
Ooh, me too! Basically, it ends with me and my friends enjoying near-total military and resource control of my home town.
Over my undead body.
“Over my undead body.”
That’s the general plan. Shotgun? Check. Chainsaw? Check. Paper-thin references to how disconnected and materialistic society has become and how the greatest monsters are ordinary people? Check. Ready for action.
51. In his spare time Ed assimilated the Borg and is now their new Queen, but only at the weekends.
Has a dream, which he calls the Labourite Regeneration Programme and wants to capture the Holy centre-ground with his New Order Borg, or is that ‘Laborg?’
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