Comments on: Daily Mail-o-matic updated

By: Lewis

Lewis — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:06:43 +0000

COULD THE MMR JAB INFECT BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY WITH AIDS?
or
COULD MUSLIMS GIVE CLIFF RICHARD SWINE FLU?

Only problem with copying and pasting anything DM-related is that it violates LibCon’s “Misogynist, racist, homophobic and xenophobic comments will be deleted” policy.

By: redpesto

redpesto — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:31:23 +0000

Today’s generated headlines from the news cyber-foundry:

HAS FACEBOOK TURNED THE MEMORY OF DIANA GAY? – The Daily Mail blames Eltion John for ‘poofterizing taxpayers’ thoughts of the Queen of Hearts’.

HAVE CHAVS MOLESTED BRITISH JUSTICE? – ”Typical! ZaNuLieBore won’t put scrotes on Sex Offenders Register’ (from comment thread)

COULD NEW LABOUR HAVE SEX WITH TAXPAYERS’ MONEY? – Not Jacqui Smith’s husband again, surely?

IS JACQUI SMITH HAVING SEX WITH BRITISH JUSTICE? – Yep, it must be him again: The Mail is pushing hard (oo-eer!) with this one; they’ve even said COULD NEW LABOUR IMPREGNATE YOUR PETS?, which is maybe where Smith’s lawyers will have to step in.

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:59:30 +0000

COULD GAYS MAKE THE MIDDLE CLASS IMPOTENT?

By: tim f

tim f — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:45:53 +0000

I like:

Could political correctness scrounge off homeowners?
Is the internet taxing your children?
Is the internet making the memory of Diana obese?

but the most disturbing one I found was:

Will Jacqui Smith impregnate the British people?

By: Al

Al — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:32:58 +0000

The best I’ve seen so far:

COULD FERAL CHILDREN HAVE SEX WITH BRITAIN’S SWANS?
Maybe not the kind of investigative journalism we need.

HAVE THE FRENCH GIVEN YOUR DAUGHTERS DIABETES?
I doubt it.

HAS BRUSSELS BURGLED BRITISH JUSTICE?
I like the alliteration, which I can only assume was an accident.

IS CANCER GIVING DRIVERS CANCER?
Of course not, that’s preposterous!

HAS JACQUI SMITH MADE YOU IMPOTENT?
If so, you’re not alone.

By: JSlayerUK

JSlayerUK — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:35:11 +0000

ARE PLASTIC TOYS MAKING OUR CHILDREN GAY? Oh, no, wait. That one isn't from the generator...

By: Ken McKenzie

Ken McKenzie — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:39:12 +0000

IS THE EURO HAVING SEX WITH THE MIDDLE CLASS?

WILL THE GERMANS GIVE THE ROYAL FAMILY CANCER?

I think I’ve seen both of these as Mail headlines.

By: Sunny H

Sunny H — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:36:13 +0000

I vote for: Is the EU Molesting the Countryside?

By: Stephen Gray

Stephen Gray — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:34:17 +0000

IS FEMINISM SPONGING OFF THE QUEEN?

ARE TEACHERS GIVING YOUR DAUGHTERS AIDS?

By: Left Outside

Left Outside — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:30:04 +0000

“ARE GYPSIES TURNING THE MIDDLE CLASS GAY?”

Yes, undoubtedly so. Its the bandana you see.

By: DHG

DHG — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:19:49 +0000

COULD CANCER DEVALUE BRITAIN’S SWANS?

By: redpesto

redpesto — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:15:03 +0000

Six of the best…latest generated headlines:

HAS CHANNEL 4 HAD SEX WITH YOUR MORTGAGE? – Kirsty, Phil and No 42 Acacia Avenue in orgy shocker?

HAS THE METRIC SYSTEM INFECTED YOUR MORTGAGE WITH AIDS? – Damn those EU bureaucrats!

IS JACQUI SMITH GIVING THE ROYAL FAMILY CANCER? – one for the oncology project?

IS THE BBC TURNING YOU GAY? – as opposed to the chemicals in plastic?

IS FILTH ON TELEVISION DEVALUING THE MEMORY OF DIANA? – more of an irony-free Express headline, that one

By: Enzyme

Enzyme — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:55:35 +0000

HAVE ASYLUM SEEKERS GIVEN THE MIDDLE CLASS CANCER?
and
ARE TEACHERS TURNING THE COUNTRYSIDE GAY?

Oh, and
WILL FEMINISM GIVE CLIFF RICHARD SWINE FLU?

By: Dan

Dan — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:39:03 +0000

WILL THE LOONY LEFT RUIN HOUSE PRICES? is something i can see the Mail running

By: Daniel Rhodes-Mumby

Daniel Rhodes-Mumby — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:32:32 +0000

ARE THE FRENCH RUINING YOUR DAUGHTERS?
Ah, oui oui!

I also liked this one:
WILL LESBIANS MOLEST THE COUNTRYSIDE?

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Tweets that mention Liberal Conspiracy » Daily Mail-o-matic updated -- Topsy.com — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:18:05 +0000

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By: Claudius

Claudius — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:14:40 +0000

“IS THE E.U. MOLESTING THE COUNTRYSIDE?”

By: Ashok

Ashok — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:03:48 +0000

My favourite so far:

HAVE THE P.C. BRIGADE GIVEN HOUSE PRICES CANCER?

Nice to see qwghlm’s updating it.

By: Martin Coxall

Martin Coxall — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:56:51 +0000

If only Diana was still alive, this wouldn’t of happened.

By: Michael Holt

Michael Holt — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:12:38 +0000

RT @libcon:Daily Mail-o-matic updated http://bit.ly/4r6zS5 < my fave so far: HAVE BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS INFECTED YOUR DAUGHTERS WITH AIDS?

By: Claire Butler

Claire Butler — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:17:50 +0000

Hehe, love it! – RT @libcon : : Daily Mail-o-matic updated http://bit.ly/4r6zS5

By: Martin Coxall

Martin Coxall — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:01:38 +0000

RT @libcon: :: Daily Mail-o-matic updated http://bit.ly/4r6zS5

By: Liberal Conspiracy

Liberal Conspiracy — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:55:01 +0000

:: Daily Mail-o-matic updated http://bit.ly/4r6zS5