Heh – see this one.

Bloody hell, I can’t even get onto Twitter right now…

“Michael Jackson managed to whisper one last thing to the paramedics before being taken away, it was reported he asked to be put in the childrens ward.”

Yup, the web is collapsing under the weight of the death.

Gone Too Soon.

“Michael Jackson ist tot. Der King of Pop is gestorben”.

Statements are expected from Presidents Obama and Sarkozy, Gordon Brown, The Queen, Ban Ki Moon, Richard Seymour and the Dalai Lama shortly.

Seen on another web forum:

Thatcher next, please lord

The reaper has been busy today. Can he swing it a little wider?

lol @ statement from Richard Seymour.

And rumours that Jeff Goldblum and / or Harrison Ford have also died are not true. And I didn’t try and propagate that on Twitter honest guv.

RIP Michael Jackson

Join this group to pay your tributes:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=94447242786

And another joke:

What’s the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?

Fergie will be playing Giggs this August.

#9

Oh fuck, its started…

I heard he was in Never Never Land, this true?

Jacko fan – This one is better: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=94803102514

I’ve had invites to three FB groups already. Honestly, there’s no need!

I’ll miss Farrah more.

Suddenly thought about how horrendous it must be to have a heart attack…

I either need a real conscience or not at all.

The cardiac team’s urge to shout ‘beat it’ when they tried to restart his heart must have been unbearable.

CNN spent an hour telling people how cardiac arrest isn’t the same as a heart attack, but personally what does it really matter – both kill you.

You know what’s the funniest though?

How this blew up in Perez Hilton’s face: http://twitpic.com/8et2f

He later deleted that post because he got so much abuse underneath it (looks like the twitpic has been changed as an earlier version had comments underneath showing).
He had to start a new one expressing lots of grief. Oh dear. Never underestimate the number of MJ fans.

I find it hard to believe that MJ is gone and now belongs to the ages. May he be remembered for the good things he has contributed to the world. All the world loved him.

(Apart from his victims.)

Even in death people still have bad things to say. Cant we accept and move on he lived his life not pleasing to most of us, but it was his life and his journey now it’s over let him go and rest in peace.

WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL!!

Well, i Mean the music was great – thanks, MJ! – but let’s forget all the other stuff, eh, like the paedophilia, the skin colour insecurity, and the plastic surgery.

Yeah!

RIP MICHAEL JACKSON ****

There’s lots of comments on Facebook asking us to put Michael Jackson’s personal life behind us and just remember the music. Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but nobody was saying that when Gary Glitter died…

http://www.jackotouchedme.com

Gary Glitter’s dead? Wtf?

That’s cos his music wasn’t as good. So we now know the lesson generations have been raised with: touch up as many kids as you like, but as long as you are the King of Pop and have lots of fans, when you die we will forgive you.

Personally I thought he was going to die on stage, halfway through that mammoth run at the O2. Now THAT’s the way to do it!

RT @Mike_FTW. Old Navy just announced a Michael Jackson Memorial Sale: for the next week, boy’s pants are half off.

@10 That’s a brilliant one!!

72 people die in a bomb in Iraq
Protesters get beaten and killed by police in Iran
More kids die of hunger
Oh and one man who made great music before I was born died. And Farrah Fawcett.

Nice to see the public of the world is so enlightened!

Maybe now we can get Michael to do a re-enactment of the Thriller video, complete with real corpses?

Like the events of 1381 all over again, the gang (Glitter) could take down the King’s (wo)men anyday. Bring it on weerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

He could’ve Healed The World by becoming a UN goodwill ambassador.

But now there will never be a History Vol. 2

RT @serafinowicz: Exposure to sunshine, moonlight and good times ruled out: now coroners say cause of death was ‘boogie’

All this horseshit started with Princess Di. Except, instead of flowers at Kensington Palace, they will join Facebook groups (I’ve already joined six and become fans of a number of RIP MJ pages).

People don’t really care that he’s died, but their lives are so empty and meaningless they will jump at any chance to show some emotion.

“There are people dying. But if you care enough for the living, make it a better place for you and for me.”

Hey let’s organise a LibCon get-together to go see this:

http://www.thrillerlive.com/

We can hand out leaflets against the BNP, or against child molestation

RIP Michael Jackson.

Guardian a teeny error in reporting the spoof David Miliband twitter response as news

http://www.nextleft.org/2009/06/spoof-miliband-twits-guardian.html

Of course, with Brown and Cameron making official statements, reality and fiction become harder to disentangle.

I love the contrast between these two Facebook comments:

Clare Smith at 07:32 on 26 June
R.i.p Michael Jackson, You Was My Inspiration. Will Always Be Praying For You And Wishing On A Star. xx ? xx

Julia Biggs at 08:05 on 26 June
One Less Pedophile on Earth!! R.I.P Micheal Jackson!

From Facebook:

“Ross Mullen (Glasgow) wrote
at 00:13
Jus think, thriller is gonna look better than ever!”

Jacko was a bit misunderstood. I think he was just a small boy in a man’s body……..or was that a man in a small boy’s body?

Does it matter he is dead a lot of young people and not so young will miss him or miss his music, will anyone miss Brown Blair or Thatcher especially Brown and Thatcher.

I doubt it.

Best one I’ve heard yet – “The LA coroner has just announced that he has conclusively ruled out sunshine, moonlight and good times as cause of death”…

heh, can’t believe the Guardian fell for David Miliband spoof. hehe.

Was it a spook never know with Miliband….

better still a spoof

ConservativeHome has failed to spot the main news story so I left this comment…

There’s just this little story from across the pond that Michael Jackson is dead. It is doubtful that his live performance at the O2 Arena will now go ahead as scheduled. It was intended to be a come back tour. If Michael Jackson makes a come back now it will be a miracle. It has apparently happened once before when a historical figure was crucified.

He could make a huge amount off a real “comeback” tour. Michael Jackson: I am the Resurrection..

Bah, I should have got with the programme and been on here last night instead of pouring my Michael Jackson-related thoughts into a blog post. Never mind – an attempted analysis of Jacko’s celebrity can be found here.

Currently there is a Readers Comment on the Manchester Evening News websiite: “I hope he’s in Heaven, sleeping with the baby Jesus. ”

Brilliant. no doubt it will be removed when someone thinks it through.

The latest from the hospital is that exposure to sunshine, moonlight and good times have been ruled out: now coroners say cause of death was boogie.

You are all disrespectful sick individuals. Did your parents deny you love and affection as children, were you all dragged up from the bottom of a swamp?
Michael Jackson died a broken man, a shadow of his former self. He walked away from a court case an innocent man, yet lost EVERYTHING, he should have been able to walk away with his honour, but people still judged him. It’s not funny when people die, it’s cruel to indulge in this kind of behaviour, you come here to poke fun at a dead man?, you all deserve the worse kind of Karma.

Would you laugh if people joked about your Mother’s death?

No , Didn’t think you would!

You are all repulsive.

I freely admit to secretly enjoying conspiracy theories. As with most sudden, surprising news, these theories are an excellent opportunity to exercise creativity in searching for alternative explanations, rather than following Occam’s Razor. Everyone loves a good what-if, and this event will prove to be no different.
I for one, concede that the timing seems to be too opportune – the O2 shows, his massive debt, waning popularity, the list goes on… – which is why these theories will be so popular.
I look at it as straight-to-the-point: he’ll make more money dead than alive, plain and simple, following Elvis’ lead.

“Did your parents deny you love and affection as children”

If you mean the sort of love and affection Jacko showed other people’s children, then yes, we were denied

Donna, a music industry puppet, irrelevant for the last decade plus, dies and there’s a ludicrous outpouring of grief a la Diana, conveniently glossing over the man’s deeply unsavoury aspects.’His’ innovation was the work of others, truer pioneers like Herbie Hancock, Quincy Jones etc.Ostentatious displays of remote grief from people who are otherwise callous and show no regard for those with whom they actually interact on a daily basis demand mockery.I’m reminded of the Eddie Izzard line on Diana: he said that his mum died when he was 8 and no one gave a ****.Save real grief for those near to you, and save us from the maudlin public showboating

DENIM JUSTICE Still banging on with the paedo jokes, shameful.

Imagine your father, brother, uncle, son, whatever, being accused of rape or sexual abuse and you knew 100% it was untrue how would you feel, especially in MJ’s case being so famous?

So unless you know what its like to go through something so destructive, shut your f**king mouth!

He is gone now and lets put it this way when he was younger I though he was great, I liked his dance music, sadly people will always moan because thats all they do be it music politics or anything.

ALISDAIR, public grief for famous people has been around well before Diana, so get your facts straight. Elvis, John Lennon, Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, JFK, etc

If you are hoping to hide from this public out pouring of grief perhaps you should consider joining him, you thoughtless cold t**t.

Donna,

I don’t think Michael would appreciate your use of harsh language.

I don’t think they would tolerate that in never never land.

I also don’t think you have to personally live through something to be able to comment on it. Michael commented on all sorts of things in his music that he had no direct experience of. So if you want to live up to the spirit demanded by Michael Jackson, please do not be so violent in your use of language.

What would Michael say if he knew people were shouting at other people on Internet forums for him? I think he would say this: ‘Mumble mumble, ow! Hey everybody, I love you, there’s no need for violence or anger, just love, thank you so much”

I refer you to Exhibit A:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyUNqnE84Ks

Donna, cool your jets: your combination of besotted sanctimony, with intolerant personal abuse for those who don’t happen to share your adoration (how liberal!) is particularly unbecoming. The Messiah hasn’t died, just a singer with a career going on a downwards trajectory Yup, public grief for people the public never knew personally has been around for ages and ages. Doesn’t make it sincere or admirable.
There is a line between admiring someone, and disturbed infatuation and adulation, and by wishing those who don’t share your obsession dead, you’ve crossed it.

Gary Glitter is not dead I think he was released from prison in 2008 and now lives a free man in England.

Micheal Jacksons Body will be melted down into plastic too make toys, now children can play with him insted

He is alive…Its Fake….

Jackson and Fawcett died the same day.

One slept with Majors, the other slept with Minors.

There’s truly a balance to the world.

I’ll get me coat.

ROFL

brilliant

I’m amazed, the one place where you’d expect to find total idiocy at any time, Have Your Say, actually has three anti-Jacko comments as the most recommended. Many might be in mourning, but it looks like The Internets is at least fairly skeptical over all this.

http://is.gd/1eAy2

I hope we don’t have to sodding ‘Ben’ all night. That’s mawkish enough at the best of times.

Don’t mind anything from ‘Thriller’ though.

Think about this one…

The o2 is owned now by AEG Live and there based in LA

Ticket Master are going bust

The only way Ticketmaster could save them selfs would be madjor ticket sales of 50 Certain Concerts that wont really happen.

Why are Ticketmaster the only Ticket sales company not to issue customer refunds…..

Ticketmaster also provide the o2 with 80% of all the ticketsales.

Was a deal struck between the two different companies?

This is my own conspiracy and is NOT to be taken seriously in any way shape or form…. The above information may not be true in any way shape or form…. its just a conspiracy…..

He was pretty much a self made man, you know, yoghurt pots, milk cartons etc. news is they’re going to melt him down and turn him into Lego bricks so kids can play with him

Re. conspiracy theories: MJ as the Robert Maxwell of Pop, anyone?

That said, it’s still a shock, and I still love the music (’Ben’ excepted – but that is Jackson’s ‘Laughing Gnome’, so to speak)

there’s a MJ contest on ytmnd.com, and a ton of stuff is being churned out

My theory:

Michael Jackson is faking his death, he will then appear a day before his first concert that is scheduled…it would be the biggest publicity stunt ever.

I think I saw Michael down the mosque yesterday, for friday prayers

It has apparently happened once before when a historical figure was crucified

Did Spartacus make a comeback. Oh, you’re not talking about real historical figures.

In case someone hasn’t heard it before, now we’re going to miss out on MJ’s cover of Elton John’s “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down On Me”.

Just a thought. MJ making a come back. 5O gigs in London. Giggs sell out within hours. Ticket sales worth millions. MJ tragically dies. Ticket holders being told to “hold on” to tickets because they are worth megga as “collectable memorabillia”. MJ music sold out of all shops.
Love Michael Jackson’s music. Love Michael Jackson’s dance. I believe he had a tough time with media and scammers. These people are always surrounded by parasites.
But just thinking how much money has been generated by announcing “50 Come Back” concerts and how the timing has panned out. After the “shock” announcement, anyone else thinking s’funny?

I believe that there is a possibility that he is still alive.

Think about it.

He hasnt came out withh any songs recently so people are starting to get tired of his music.
(i for one haven’t)

So he needs to do something big to get others to start talking about him again.

And… coming back to life at his memorial tribute would do it.

1. He was practicing a concert at the ” Staple Center”
2. Passes away 2 days later):
3. Memorial Plans are for Tuesday July 7th
4 Everyones in morn at the memorial (which happends to e at the Staple Center where he was practing 2 days before his death)
5. He closes for his Memorial with a huge concert

Sound good?!

They found deprivan in his home which is used to knock you out for surgery processes.
Which if taken would knock you out for a while, which would give the paramedics enough time to get him in the ambulence and drive away. Meanwhile, in the ambulance they revive him. Its perfect.

If im wrong and he does shwo up. Rest In Peace Michael!!!! you will be missed dearly!

MJ come back man we need more of you

Funny that he is said to be haunting neverland, that what happens when you diewith unfinished business. He needs to repent for all the damage he done to the young lives that he damaged in his own twisted needs. he may have made music that made people happy ( not me i hated his music) but he was one twisted sod !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t think Michael Jackson is dead. I think it’s all part of his comeback, you know?
I mean, I’m not saying he’ll come back at his public memorial and do a concert, although it is a possibility, but I just think him faking his dead is a really good way to get everybody’s attention. Lol. Just look around, everybody is like, “OMFG, Jackson is dead.” Great way to get everybody’s attention, and then make his comeback. I was telling my Mom what I thought, and then this whole ghost thing come along. I think it’s all a set up to keep it going. THAT, or they haven’t actually put him to rest, so his ghost is roaming. That is a possibility too.

all u ass holes bringin up the molestation shit can fuck off michael was abused by his father when he was a kid and he never got to be a kid when he was a kid so he did it when he was an adult… everyone wuz picking on him bcuz he wuz trying to find himself… i still dont think he did… Well always love u mike…… i always knew mike wen he wuz white… so it didnt bother me….. i accepted him for that… if he didnt get all those agmentations or interact with kids as much as he did u wouldnt be sayin

WHAT IF……The dead Michael Jackson’s is a clone!!! The original MJ is so rich he could afford to have himself cloned! MJ could still be alive and now transforming himself in order to live out all his fantasies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No more Joe Jackson on his back! No more court cases! He is freeeeeeeeee! Long live Michael Jackson!

I totally agree Jacko! HE HAD HIMSELF CLONED. MICHAEL IS ALIVE AND SMILING! HE WILL LIVE OUT THE REMAINDER OF HIS YEARS WITH A DIFFERENT FACE! THE WHOLE THING IS A SET UP. BUT I LIKE IT! GOOD THINKING MJ!

michael jackson are you still alive

I want to believe he is still alive or maybe it is just wishful thinking. I kept thinking during the memorial that he was going to come out on stage and begin his concert. But than I kept thinking about how that would impact those who loved him and I do not htink he would do that to all of those people who spent their hard earned money to be there. I can only hope.

HE WAS GONE TOO SOON

HE MADE THE WORLD CRY

LOSINGHIM WAS A HEARTBREAKER

WE NEVER CAN SAY GOOD-BYE

MICHAEL JACKSON

I LOVE YOU ….MY ANGEL….MICHAEL..REST IN PEACE

YOU ARE NOT ALONE OUR LOVE WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU…FOR EVER

we got information that jackson is still alive. he hides at a place near berlin (germany) baught in 2006 by one of his friends.

Micheal Jackson is dead… get over it people, everyone has to die one day

RIP king of pop

Once again another hero, father, brother, friend, singer, idol, black man has passed into the spiritual world. It seems hard to believe that Michael Jackson’s life journey has ended so soon. Really, has his journey ended?

Follow the link to read the complete article.

this guy was a discrace to the race, white brotherhood killed this negro, thats right white power and tha white nigger is really dead

I think the wanker at #89 is in need of a delete, eds.

If MJ had himself cloned, he would not already be walking around in adult form. You still have to implant the cloned egg into a woman’s uterus, gestate it for 9 months as a normal pregnancy and then the clone would be born just as any other infant would be. Now, if he cloned himself 50 years ago (which I doubt) and carried out the whole procedure, then yes, there may be an exact replica of Michael walking around somewhere. But…don’t get your hopes up! RIP Michael…I’ll always love you!

i heard that one of MJ’s kids is a clone i doubt it but if it was that might be the clone of MJ. but still mickal is fuckin dead DEAD I TELL YOU DEAD TEEHEE

i cant spell mj’s name so Fuck off

teehee is a funny word so teehee hang on why am i being a sodo and even goin on this crap. all i wanted to know is if 1 of MJ’s kids is a clone or a clown lol

Oh no who is writing this bad langueage its bad for the young ones super man 3000 burn in hell for you bad doing .

i hate MJ though…… is this site for MJ or somin cuz it seams like it. MJ is a prick he has a rubber dick aka dildo.

i love MJ i fucked him to death ha

well im the murderer moohaha

no joke but still

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yay 100 messages thanx 2 me yahoo

oh yhh, i got message number 101

In fact, say sources in a position to know, the superstar faked his death to escape the crushing pressures of life in a fishbowl – and he is now socked away in an undisclosed location in Eastern Europe, possibly Hungary, far from the clamor of paparazzi covering his “autopsy” and “funeral” in southern California.

And in the strangest twist of all, say the insiders, once he’s rested and ready, Jackson, 50, will blow the lid off his own hoax – and embark on the most spectacularly lucrative concert tour in the history of rock ‘n’ roll.

“Michael is following in the footsteps of a man he greatly admired – another rock icon, Elvis Presley, who also faked his death and is still alive, and in hiding, today,” William Stern, who has written extensively on Presley, told me exclusively.

“Unlike Elvis, however, Michael is withdrawing from his celebrity before it destroys him. And he also is planning, once he has rested and regrouped, to stage a comeback unlike anything in rock history.

“Make no mistake, Jackson is a genius, both as a performer and as and showman and marketer and promoter. Remember when he made an offer to buy the remains of The Elephant Man from a British museum just to get the publicity?

“Remember when he reputedly was trying to find a way to live forever by spending hours in a hyperbaric chamber?

“If you look at his history, at some of the stunts he’s pulled to keep himself in the public eye, to maintain a sense of mystery about who he is and what he’s all about, the idea that he would fake his death makes sense.

“Let’s face it – Michael has been vilified by many in the press and by people who just don’t like him. He’s been accused of pedophilia. He’s been called ‘Wacko Jacko’ and a ‘Pop Weirdo’.

“Yes, he’s got billions of fans. Yes, he’s sold perhaps a billion records and CDs. But for all the love he gets, there are those who have been and continue to be unkind, and mean-spirited.

“I’ll make you a bet. If it takes six months, if it takes a year, if it takes two years, it doesn’t matter: When he’s rested and ready, and pulls the curtain up on his faked death, the world is going to stand still.

“With all due respect to the President of United States, Michael on a ‘Back from the Dead Tour’ will make Barack Obama look like a B-List celebrity.”

Stern’s sources say Jackson has been planning his escape for at least 16 months, but nobody, not even those who are closest to him, took him seriously, the expert said, “until now.”

“It’s unclear where he has gone – he mentioned South America, Canada, Russia, Kenya, Japan and Australia over the past year … all smokescreens, no doubt,” continued Stern.

“The best information I have suggests he is in Eastern Europe, in a medieval castle, possibly in Hungary. Right now, my sources are saying, ‘Leave him alone. Let him rest. Give him time.’

“They say that fans can help him recover by showing their love and respect for him. They say, ‘You better believe he is watching all the coverage.’ And they say fans can give Michael a boost by flashing peace signs to cameras – like he was famous for doing – and telling reporters they know he is alive.’”

To maddie,
Well, I am sure we’d all love to believe all that you said. But if Michael is that smart (and I know he is), wouldn’t he have considered that faking his own death and then returning from said “death” would anger a lot of his fans? Think of it. Would that be a very nice or respectful thing to do to your adoring fans? No. I think that would be very insulting and cheap. To put everyone through mourning, crying, praying, etc….and to find out he set the whole thing up. I would be extremely put off by the whole thing. And I think Michael had more class and respect for his fans than to hatch a dumb scheme like that. Yeah, he’ll see all our peace signs, but from Heaven, not Hungary.

Michael Jackson was a legend who was loved & respected for his amazing music. Most of the world is in mourning because of his death. I would love for him to still be alive, but i really doubt that even Michael Jackson could pull off such a stunt as faking his own death, even though he was a very clever man. He cherised his fans alot, and wouldnt do anything to jeopardise the relationship between him & his fans. I wish people would stop making sad jokes about Michael & his death. As he clearly wasnt a child abuser.

R.I.P Michael Jackson
Once a legend, Always a legend.

Dead people do not have thier pictures featured in magazines. It’s illegal to fake your own death. Either rest in piece or continue being the *** **** ***** everyone knew you to be.

They said the same about 2Pac but it doesnt reflect the truth, i dont think any famous person can hide themselves for ever so faking their death will never be the case.

micheal jackson is STILL alive you know

he is just hiding

he is in the other country

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