I believe we are witnessing the beginning of the end of Nadine Dorries. Someone should make a Downfall video with subtitles just for her to mark the occasion.

You think she see the lights as she hears the “WooOOoo, wooOOoo” sound in her head?

I’m proper missing your posts.

Oh come on, at least say something that makes sense.

She’s not “quite literally” a gift that keeps giving, is she? IS SHE? Because that would require her to be a magical Toys-R-Us Christmas item.

This is on a par with “Tony Blair is literally walking into the history books”. Which must have hurt.

OK, pedantry aside, good post. But stop abusing the word literaly. Literaly.

“Of course MPs are concerned about what is happening but, frankly, MPs ought to be concerned about what their constituents think and ought to be worrying about the people who put us where we are,” Cameron told the BBC.

Meanwhile:

There was clear anger among Tory high command at the latest intervention by the outspoken Mid Bedfordshire MP, with one senior source describing her comments as “completely wacky”.

Maybe they’re all part of the conspiracy too?

No, I’m not saying that the Guardian supports UKIP, just that they’ll correct errors, report facts rather than slanting them, for UKIP rather better than the Telegraph will.

Weird but true.

Yike! Call Mulder and Scully!

But is Agent Dorries aware that she actually is a plant – has she lost her true identity after so long under deep cover? Is she in reality the MP for Manchuria Central and not Mid-Narnia?

“NAdine Dorries – doesn’t seem to realise that MPs have “fear in their eyes” because she is approaching”

Fight fight fight!

The technique deployed by the Telegraph, picking off a few MPs each day, emailing at 12 giving five hours notice to reply, recording the conversation, not allowing them to speak, shouting over them when they try to explain, telling them they are going to publish anyway, at day 15, is amounting to a form of torture and may have serious consequences.

By the by, though I do think that the full-on conspiracy theory is a bit much, I do wonder if a less anti-EU newspaper might have held back on publishing allegations that were bound to have a major impact on public political opinion until after the upcoming elections. Because it IS going to be the eurosceptic parties – be it UKIP and the BNP on the right or the Greens and no2eu on the left – that are most likely to benefit from this.

Another rumour is that the disc was never acquired and sold by an amateur, but it was in fact a long term undercover operation run by the Telegraph for some considerable time, carefully planned and executed; and that the stories of the naive disc nabber ringing the news desk in an attempt to sell the stolen information are entirely the work of gossip and fiction.

You mean like Mission: Impossible – only without Tom Cruise. Or a cool theme tune. Or any evidence that any of this actually happened. Meanwhile Dorries deliberately misdirects the media with her ‘MP Suicide Watch’ claim (but then – all together now – if they’ve nothing to hide…).

Nadine Dorries will self-destruct in five seconds…

Oh, I know they’re all at it, but over time the lions share of the blame will be heaped on the shoulders of an already discredited government.

I have an ominous feeling that we will have to get used to Dorries – we can expect a few more gifts yet?

Slippery slope, that. Ikea light fittings today, chandeliers tomorrow, duck ponds the day after.