Comments on: The Prevention of Unicorns Act http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/ Left-wing news, opinion and activism Thu, 24 May 2012 12:45:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: John Lilburne http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/#comment-22842 John Lilburne Sat, 25 Oct 2008 10:19:05 +0000 http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/?p=1488#comment-22842 Would someone turn down the religious loony magnet? It seems to be set to maximum. Would someone turn down the religious loony magnet? It seems to be set to maximum.

]]> By: druid43 http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/#comment-22824 druid43 Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:13:03 +0000 http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/?p=1488#comment-22824 This has to be one of the stupidest things yet. My God, folks! Is there no end to the accusations? If you can't find anything legitimate, you put out garbage like this against a good man who does NOT deserve it. Give it a rest!!!! This has to be one of the stupidest things yet. My God, folks! Is there no end to the accusations? If you can’t find anything legitimate, you put out garbage like this against a good man who does NOT deserve it. Give it a rest!!!!

]]> By: Donny Bahama http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/#comment-22823 Donny Bahama Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:45:35 +0000 http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/?p=1488#comment-22823 HA! Your logic about humanzees is totally flawed! All you have to do is remove two chromosomes from a chimpanzee. This is very easily done by placing the caged chimp in the center of a pentagram then sacrificing 666 kittens at the stroke of 3AM (Kenya time - which is Satan's TRUE GMT!) while chanting OH-BAH-MA! . . OH-BAH-MA! BUT there's an easier way... if you can find a human with 48 chromosomes... Well, guess what - there already IS one human with 48 chromosomes! You know who it is? You guessed it - Barack Obama! HA! Your logic about humanzees is totally flawed! All you have to do is remove two chromosomes from a chimpanzee. This is very easily done by placing the caged chimp in the center of a pentagram then sacrificing 666 kittens at the stroke of 3AM (Kenya time – which is Satan’s TRUE GMT!) while chanting OH-BAH-MA! . . OH-BAH-MA!

BUT there’s an easier way… if you can find a human with 48 chromosomes… Well, guess what – there already IS one human with 48 chromosomes! You know who it is? You guessed it – Barack Obama!

]]> By: Helen http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/#comment-22800 Helen Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:45:16 +0000 http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/?p=1488#comment-22800 When I was in Kenya, absolutely NOTHING was done exactly at a particular time - 1 or 2 hours late was much more the norm - so I don't believe a word of it! ;o) When I was in Kenya, absolutely NOTHING was done exactly at a particular time – 1 or 2 hours late was much more the norm – so I don’t believe a word of it! ;o)

]]> By: Andrew http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/#comment-22796 Andrew Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:16:12 +0000 http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/?p=1488#comment-22796 <blockquote>Does anyone have any idea why Kenyan witches, warlocks and Satanists are getting up at precisely 3am to release their curses against McCain and Palin rather than at the much more traditional ‘witching hour’ of midnight?</blockquote> Duh, obviously all witches around the world set their watches to GMT so the maximum Eviiiil can be done!

Does anyone have any idea why Kenyan witches, warlocks and Satanists are getting up at precisely 3am to release their curses against McCain and Palin rather than at the much more traditional ‘witching hour’ of midnight?

Duh, obviously all witches around the world set their watches to GMT so the maximum Eviiiil can be done!

]]> By: Helen http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/#comment-22786 Helen Fri, 24 Oct 2008 09:07:48 +0000 http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/?p=1488#comment-22786 The Kenyan message is actually as much about Kenyan politics/tribal rivalry as American politics. Obama derives from the Luo tribe (as does Raila Odinga, son of the independence-age Oginga Odinga) and there was massive rivalry between the Luos and the Kikuyus both at independence and at the time of Kenya's election fiasco last December-early spring. The Kikuyus cannot view the prospect of the most powerful man in the world being half Luo with any great enthusiasm and so have everything to gain by smearing him. Why should we imagine that Kenyans can't manipulate Americans as much as Americans can manipulate Kenyans?? The Kenyan message is actually as much about Kenyan politics/tribal rivalry as American politics. Obama derives from the Luo tribe (as does Raila Odinga, son of the independence-age Oginga Odinga) and there was massive rivalry between the Luos and the Kikuyus both at independence and at the time of Kenya’s election fiasco last December-early spring. The Kikuyus cannot view the prospect of the most powerful man in the world being half Luo with any great enthusiasm and so have everything to gain by smearing him. Why should we imagine that Kenyans can’t manipulate Americans as much as Americans can manipulate Kenyans??

]]> By: Ernesto http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/#comment-22781 Ernesto Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:16:45 +0000 http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/?p=1488#comment-22781 Please consider posting this video and passing it along, it’s amazing. It’s great at showing the distinction between MaCain and Obama in regards to the abortion issue. Please pass this along to everyone you know. We have to get McCain elected… E http://americaschoicenow.com/ “Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.” Ronald Reagan "Yep - anti-abortion spammers really are this dumb." - Unity Please consider posting this video and passing it along, it’s amazing. It’s great at showing the distinction between MaCain and Obama in regards to the abortion issue. Please pass this along to everyone you know. We have to get McCain elected… E

http://americaschoicenow.com/

“Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.”
Ronald Reagan

“Yep – anti-abortion spammers really are this dumb.” – Unity

]]> By: Miller 2.0 http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/#comment-22778 Miller 2.0 Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:16:32 +0000 http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/?p=1488#comment-22778 Good call on the bloodhound gang. Good call on the bloodhound gang.

]]> By: davecole.org » blog » Blog Archive » A bill for the more effective prevention of unicorns http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/#comment-22777 davecole.org » blog » Blog Archive » A bill for the more effective prevention of unicorns Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:20:17 +0000 http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/?p=1488#comment-22777 [...] fought for the freedoms we now enjoy. To that end, I very much support the idea of introducing A Bill for the more effective prevention of unicorns. Unfortunately, Nadine Dorries thinks one has already been [...] [...] fought for the freedoms we now enjoy. To that end, I very much support the idea of introducing A Bill for the more effective prevention of unicorns. Unfortunately, Nadine Dorries thinks one has already been [...]

]]> By: Thomas http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/#comment-22774 Thomas Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:37:39 +0000 http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/?p=1488#comment-22774 And there was me thinking Obama's 'home village' was Honolulu... And there was me thinking Obama’s ‘home village’ was Honolulu…

]]> By: Tim Ireland http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/#comment-22772 Tim Ireland Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:17:44 +0000 http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/?p=1488#comment-22772 James: Flying cars, personal jetpacks, moving sidewalks and one-size-fits-all silver jumpsuits, first please. Cities on the moon we can wait for. In fact, if we're smart, we can send the monkey butlers to build them for us. James: Flying cars, personal jetpacks, moving sidewalks and one-size-fits-all silver jumpsuits, first please.

Cities on the moon we can wait for. In fact, if we’re smart, we can send the monkey butlers to build them for us.

]]> By: Professor Paul http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/#comment-22771 Professor Paul Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:11:08 +0000 http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/?p=1488#comment-22771 Actually the extra two chromosomes might not make so much of a difference, donkeys have 62 pairs, horses 64 & we all know they can interbreed, although the young are usually infertile. But despite lab experiment there is no record of any ape species cross breeding with any other, & experiments in fertilising eggs of one species in the lab with the sperm of another failed miserably. It's just pseudoscience aimed at the mouth breathers who read the Sun. Actually the extra two chromosomes might not make so much of a difference, donkeys have 62 pairs, horses 64 & we all know they can interbreed, although the young are usually infertile.

But despite lab experiment there is no record of any ape species cross breeding with any other, & experiments in fertilising eggs of one species in the lab with the sperm of another failed miserably.

It’s just pseudoscience aimed at the mouth breathers who read the Sun.

]]> By: James Graham http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/#comment-22769 James Graham Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:46:39 +0000 http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/?p=1488#comment-22769 If they invent humanzees, can I have one as a monkey butler plz, LIKE SCIENCE PROMISED! If they invent humanzees, can I have one as a monkey butler plz, LIKE SCIENCE PROMISED!

]]> By: The Prevention of Unicorns Act | PR & Tech http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/#comment-22768 The Prevention of Unicorns Act | PR & Tech Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:38:35 +0000 http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/?p=1488#comment-22768 [...] Source: The Prevention of Unicorns Act [...] [...] Source: The Prevention of Unicorns Act [...]

]]> By: Woobegone http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/#comment-22767 Woobegone Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:24:55 +0000 http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/?p=1488#comment-22767 I keep thinking that someone must be taking Dorries along for a ride. Maybe Chris Morris is going to turn out to have been briefing her on abortion and hybrid embryos and filming the results as part of the next series of Brass Eye. He's done it before by getting an MP to ask the infamous "Cake" question in Parliament in the "Drugs" episode. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4f4oy2M_Og Then again this is even sillier. I mean scientists threaten to create humanzees by getting animals pregnant with human sperm? That's much worse than a mere giant yellow pill that stimulates a part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. I keep thinking that someone must be taking Dorries along for a ride. Maybe Chris Morris is going to turn out to have been briefing her on abortion and hybrid embryos and filming the results as part of the next series of Brass Eye. He’s done it before by getting an MP to ask the infamous “Cake” question in Parliament in the “Drugs” episode.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4f4oy2M_Og

Then again this is even sillier. I mean scientists threaten to create humanzees by getting animals pregnant with human sperm? That’s much worse than a mere giant yellow pill that stimulates a part of the brain called Shatner’s Bassoon.

]]> By: Tim Ireland http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/10/23/the-prevention-of-unicorns-act/#comment-22764 Tim Ireland Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:13:49 +0000 http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/?p=1488#comment-22764 Great post. A classic Dorries dig ["I do not know how many (historians) there are on the Labour Benches", implying that there are few or none] precedes that wonderful history lesson. A link for those who have trouble convincing their friends that Dorries really said all of this: http://www.theyworkforyou.com/debate/?id=2008-10-22a.357.5 Great post.

A classic Dorries dig ["I do not know how many (historians) there are on the Labour Benches", implying that there are few or none] precedes that wonderful history lesson.

A link for those who have trouble convincing their friends that Dorries really said all of this:
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/debate/?id=2008-10-22a.357.5

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